Lost anything lately? Come on down to PoE, we’ve got a box full of items waiting for their owners.
Nalgene water bottle
fairly new, filled with water and bearing a couple stickers to boot
Lab coat
complete with a pair of sciency goggles
Set of keys
accompanied by a note stating they were found on 2/2/2012 in the PoE parking lot
Sex and the City DVD
just one lonely disc – bet it’s being missed from a box set
Camelbak water bottle
dented; has seen better days, but comes with water
Track jacket
a bit musky, but nice all the same
Somewhat fancy pen
losing pens like this one is the worst
Mysterious DVD+RW
MO undefined
Patterned scarf
soft and warm, but maybe not the best fashion statement
Patterned glasses
smudged, “diamond” studded, and vaguely reminiscent of Cruella DeVille
Beaded bracelet
metal and earthy tones for that tribal look you’ve been yearning for
Old iPod
heavily used and won’t turn on – perhaps unceremoniously abandoned for this reason
iPhone earbuds
seemingly in tact, gently used but the volume buttons seem a bit sticky
Metal water bottle
scratched and dented, but still serves its thirst-quenching purpose
5 subject notebook
filled with notes and syllabi from someone with right-slanting handwriting
Pencil case
preciously decorated with everyone’s favorite talking mouse Disney character
Reusable bag-o-stuff
notebook, pens, google maps directions, clips, crumpled up tea bag wrappers…
Come by PoE to describe your missing item at the Front Desk and be reunited with your stuff. They’re waiting for YOU.